I'm Lj. Nicholas Diak. I'm from the future. I chop evil trees down with my overly manly beard. I've traveled all the way back to your primitive time to share vastly superior technology that I hope won't literally blow your small minds. In the future we don't have paper, and trees are our mortal enemies because they got tired of us murdering them right in front of their families. The planet is also plagued with pterodactyls and they are even bigger jerk faces. You modern era natives don't know how good you've got it. You're biggest worry is Oprah Winfrey.

But seriously,

I've been a story teller my whole life whether it is prose, fiction, nonfiction, lyrical, film, or sequential arts. The power words have always intrigued me. In a world that seems to have become very nihilist about words, I hope the stories I tell will act as a counter balance to that.

Um, what else? Oh, I worked as a freelance journalist and photographer for the Dayton Daily News for a while. And I was also rewarded one of those B.A. things from Wright State U. in English...not to brag or anything, but we all know what B.A. stands for. I'm currently working on my MBA, and I've also gotten several of my stories published, and have been published in Newspapers so I guess that makes me a big time, right? Right?....

And most importantly, I am saved by the grace of my beautiful Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ :-)